Murphy's law of Pokeumans

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#1: If a pokextinctionist can try a nasty trick, he will.

#2: Go always with someone who knows Reflect or Light Screen.

#3: James (Pokeumans 2: Ghosts of the past) invention's may result in a WTF boom.

#4: Dragonites, Gyrarados and some other Pokemon may know Shoop Da Whoop.

#5: If the guys mentioned above know it and are on the other side, you are preety much screwed unless you have Light Screen, Protect, or a mirror.

#6: If you take down a legendary's copy (Dittos and Satochi will understand), you WILL face worse.

#7: Guns will screw you if you believe in pants positive safety, or if you are plain reckless.

#8: If you still opt for a gun after reading #7, don't ever forget the dakka. Or learn a move like: Aura Sphere, PK beam (lol), Rock throw, Oktazooka... Hey, with those moves, you wont even need one!

#9: If the hero tries to kill a dead (not an undead), run away as fast as you can!

#10: If you get a damage sponge in your team, make sure you are careful with his health. Otherwise, he will faint at the most awkward moment. Get a goodra AND a Blissey!

#11: If you have someone with Sheer Cold, it may save you it it hits, but it is still inaccurate. Order your backup NOW!

#12: If you have a depressive guy around, dont let him learn Explosion/Selfdestruct. WTF boom would ensue.

#13: If you think you are unvincible, someone will score a nasty hit on you.

#14: If you set a bomb on a power plant or just cut the water alimentation (Paul will understand), make sure someone knows Teleport.

#15: If a Psychic type masters well telekinesis (At a molecular, or even atomic level), he will scare everyone with an improvised move.

#16: Make sure you either have Telepathy or are airborne if someone in you team uses a move that is scaled by Richter.

#17: Same as above if any splash damage or a nuke (Bwahahahahaha Boom!) is involved.

#18: If you try a pacifist run, you will score a SMAAASH!

#19: If you use Rest, you may wake up in a tube, with electrodes on you.

#20: Or just wake up one month later.

#21: Flygons musn't be send in a cold place. Hey, you should kow your matchups!

#22, from PokeumanHybrid: If Mr. X dies and future leaders fail to take over the world, it's likely one eventually will.

#23: The moment when you will realize that Splash is in fact 10kg multiplicated by a lot of G in your face WILL be awkward!

#24, from andrewlee0520: Using Perish song to the microphone will result the base into destruction.

#25: Using a move scaled by Richter indoors IS an attempt to suicide.

#26: If you are a fire type, or a Skuntank, farting may ignite everything, BUT your target.

#27: If you attempt to try Wario Waft Ω indoors, you WILL get your head stuck in ceiling.

#28: If a depressive Voltorb is attempting to use selfdestruct around humans, it will be mistaken for another criminal bomber.

#29: Sonicboom is more dangerous if you wear auditive prothesis.

#30: Using sheer cold underwater may kill you!

#31: If you keep using guns, be careful with the following: If you fire a RPG7/Carl Gustav/M202/Stinger/preety much any recoiless rifle in an enclosed space, the collateral victims won't be in front of you, but right BEHIND you!

#32: Fighting a Ditto is tricky.

#33: If you pick a fight with a Xatu, you ARE screwed.

#34: The deadliest weapon in the world is neither the thermonuclear bomb, the atomic F bomb, or a marine and his rifle, this is a brainwashed Pokemon.

#35, by andrewlee0520 : Getting in a fistfight with Lucarios or any fighting type IS a bad idea!

#36, by XD-somenerd-DX with some additions from me : If you see someone using Metronome/PK Flash/equivalent, run!

#37: Metronome is as tricky as Russian Roulette. Good as a last ditch, but can easily screw up a mission going right.

#38: If you get hit by a Psybeam or an electric move, dont count on a Tesla's badge! It doesn't works!

#39: Never let a ditto fight a PorygonZ. It would be endless.

#40: If everything else fails, dont count on an unknown guy to pray for your safety.

#41: Using body slam on a typhlosion is a bad idea, if said typhlosion is angry.

#42: Dont let a charamander/charmeleon/charizard wagging his tail in a garden. It's obvious!

#43: Being a chesnaught with bulletproof ability is NOT a good reason to get into a gunfight!

#44: Or to show off that you can resist a headshot from a 700WTF rifle without damage!

#45: Or to practice Russian roullette with live rounds!

#46: Or to be a moron with a gun!

#47: Dont let a Sceptile fire a recoilless rifle without protection! Hey, what's the backblast, basically?

#48: Saying that a Dragonite's face is beaming is ambiguous!

#49, by andrewlee0520: Trying a 360 no scope on a Pokextinctionist is NOT a good idea.

#50: In case of doubt, hyperbeam until you have to recharge!

#51: Sonicboom and similar work in both directions!

#52: Don't aim a beam move near a mirror. It could backfire.

#53: Don't count on a so called Psibeam γ. If it exists, super mooks may be immune.

#54: Skipping the level grind can be deadly. Just don't be so lazy!

#55: If a pokextincion base infiltration starts stealthily and ends up loudly, this is going to suck!

#56: Even for Metal gear solid fans!

#57: Don't send a Loudred on an inflitration. It's so obvious!

#58: You are NOT Arceus!

#59: Or Solid Snake!

#60: Dont forget to clean up a room full of brainwashed/criminals/pokextinctionists/mooks. If you fail to sneak...

#61, by andrewlee0520: Aura Sphere is not for hostage rescue mission, especially if your enemy is using hostage as a shield.

#62: Don't rely on a vacuum cleaner for Gengar!

#63, by andrewlee0520: Don't let two angry dragon type pokemon fight each other. It will only result in the destruction of the base.

#64, by andrewlee0520: We dont need drunk dragon type pokeumans on the loose.

#65: If you fail at the first try, call for an air slash!

#66: Don't let a Snorlax on guard duty alone!!!

#67: If you are an Exploud, this doesn't mean that you realize PK Earrape Ω.

#68, by Andrewlee0520: Winged Pokeumans are not meant to perform kamikaze! It's obvious!

#69, bu D4tBui: Not all water types can breath underwater!